Friday, November 16, 2012

Romney & Ryan Used Cars

Romney & Ryan Used Cars
Names You Can Trust

v     You tell us what you want to hear & we will tell you what you want to hear
v     We specialize in cars made from 1/1981-1/1993 & 1/2001–1/2009                (THOSE WERE THE YEARS)
v     We provide un-audited repair work history going back 1 year
v     You buy the car and then we will tell you the details
v     We cater to angry old white males
v     Have binders full of potential women , too!!!
v     sí hablamos español
v     We will sell to other kinds of Americans, too!!! (as long as you have “In God We Trust” US $$, or Swiss Francs)
v     Provide “Voucher” Warranty Protection Program (Up to $50)
v     We hire only US citizens (except for jobs that REAL Americans don’t want)
v     Rove, Koch Bros & Adelson approved

Locations from coast to coast
Except for Blue States & WI, MI, OH, and FLA




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